Humor from the book, "A time to laugh" By Leroy Brownlow

"In some places it is best to keep your idenity secret." commented Granpa. He said he went to visit a calloused sinner who detested preachers and as he arrived, he was met by a big dog that didn't know whether to be friendly or to attack.

"Do you think that dog will bite me?" asked grandpa.

"Not unless he finds out you're a preacher responded the belligerent man.

GRANDPA WAS RELUCTANT TO RECOMMEND THREATS, BUT HE DID IN ONE INSTANCE. He had a divorcee to seek his counsel concerning alimony. (that is something one pays for the mistakes of two.) She was afraid her former husband might quit paying, and wanted to know what to do.

Granpa answered: "Threaten him. Tell him that if he does not pay. you will reposess him."