"TWO MEN AND A BULL"

                         TWO MEN AND A BULL

       " It is easy to say what you would do if you were in

           the other fellow's place when you don't know the

           place he's in, stated this prospective preacher.

      To illustrate this he would tell a story of himself

          and a brother in the church who went walking

          in a pasture. For protection against deer hunters

         they wore red jackets. In time, a bull spotted them

         and gave chase. They ran until finally the brother

         grabbed a limb and went up a tree, while grandpa

         darted into a small cave. But no sooner had he gotten

         in until he darted out. And then the bull charged

         and away grandpa flew back into the cave. And it

         became a bullet like performance----on and out,

         in and out.

   The brother in the tree exasperated, said "Why don't

      you stay in there? Then the bull will get tired, go away

      and we can go home."

   Grandpa replied with vigor, "That's all right for 

      you to say,  sitting up there safe on that

      limb; but what you don't know is,  there's

      a bear in that cave,"

Leroy Brownlow